You thought this would be political of nature, huh? Nope, just a real offer for a free puppy. I found it in the flower garden outside my place, and I can't keep it myself.
Seems to be a 2(ish) month old male Collie/German Short-hair (?) mix. Very smart. Very friendly. Very lonely and scared.
If anyone is willing to give it a good home, I'd foot the bill to have it neutered when it comes of age to do so. Hell, I'll even deliver him to you.
Interested parties: firstname.lastname@example.org
And since I am supposed to write about politics, not puppies (that's Michelle Malkin's job... she eats them), let me point you toward JM Bell's perfect summation of the travesty that is Rob Bishop and Chris Cannon putting big words to tiny thoughts on SCHIP.