Courtesy of Josh Orton:
The following is a public service announcement brought to you by MyDD...
- Is there a movement of prominent Democrats and Independents fleeing to McCain? Nope.
- Are Florida and Ohio out of the picture for Obama, and does he only face one narrow alternative path to victory? Nope.
- Is there a huge post-primary riff in the Democratic party? Nope.
- Does Obama have a big problem with women, particularly "suburban women?" Double nope.
- Does Barack Obama have a big problem with Latino voters? Nope.
- What about Jewish voters...they hate Obama, right? Nope.
It is advised that all citizens print these materials and keep them on their person at all times in case of any unexpected hostile interactions with cable news pundits...