Slippery Slope Satire

Tom writes a funny.

I received a viral email the other day from a friend letting me know about the six consequences of allowing gay couples in on the jumbo-tron kissing action. The viral email is true because it comes from the same trusted friend who forwarded an email letting me know that Barack Obama is a Muslim and isn’t even really a citizen of the United States!

First, if gay jumbo-tron kisses are allowed at the Spectrum, children in Utah public schools will have to be taught that gay jumbo-tron kisses are just as good as straight jumbo-tron kisses. This is because Utah State is a public institution and if one public institution promotes the gays, then all of them have to!

Second, if gay jumbo-tron kisses are allowed at the Spectrum, churches may be sued over their tax exempt status if they refuse to allow gay jumbo-tron kisses in their religious buildings open to the public.

The horror!

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