Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Passing Judgement

While helping a neighbor out today, I realized it's easy to differentiate the intelligent beings from the cell-based bi-pods with thumbs and a receding hairline.

The base scenario is simple: Bird shit on the deck chairs.

The choice of possible reaction is what reveals the category a person falls into.

Possible reaction #1: I'm going to move my deck chairs from under that tree.

Possible reaction #2: I'm going to shoot every bird in the valley with my pellet gun.
Said neighbor is still firing repeatedly into the air, and has yet to hit a thing (other than my last nerve).

This episode of Passing Judgement: Spotting Stupid in a Digital Age was brought to you by "My Vacation Wasn't Long Enough, Inc."

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